Patrick was here

 This web page was eaten by a Y2K bug on the 39th of February, 999 BC.

 A while ago, a colleague told me that my CV was too long, and since
 then I've been trying to come up with a one page version.  It's more
 difficult than it looks.

 While you're waiting, this is not that one page...

 I work as a software developer in Cambridge, England.  Most of my
 experience is in the development of geometric modelling software

 I can almost always be contacted through the usual channels.
  Now that Linux drivers for my cheapo scanner are available I have
  fewer excuses to avoid getting around to scanning more of the
  pictures I took in Iceland a couple of years ago.