Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bill Clinton
Well the way I see it that road wasn't just a road -- it was the next step on a journey of hope -- a bridge to the 21st century.
Pat Buchanan
Clearly that road was one of many roads, too many roads that lead right past the border patrol and right into the overburdened heartland of America.
Bruce Lee
That's because even a chicken knows how to be like water -- you don't just cross the road, you become the road.
Edward Said
In the context of neo-colonialism, the larger question which invites our attention is, what structures, paradigms, discourses, narratives, idées recus, etc. acted (in numerous conjunctions varying widely in function as well as intent) to give the chicken the kind of status, identity, and legitimacy which led to the possibility of its crossing the road now, which itself arose from the virtual impossibility of its have crossed the road in any era previous to the present one?
Pat Hoy, Director of Expository Writing at NYU
To ask the question of why that chicken crossed the road is to get on the scent of an idea. But ultimately, that idea won't turn into an essay without evidence.
Yoda
No chicken! Only chicken in your mind.
Jackie Chan
Because crossing the road wasn't a big stunt. I save my energy for the BIG stunts.
Plato
For the greater good.
Karl Marx
It was a historical inevitability.
Thomas de Torquemada
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams
Forty-two.
Nietzsche
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North
National Security was at stake.
Carl Jung
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road," and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle
To actualize its potential.
Buddha
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Salvador Dali
The Fish.
Darwin
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson
Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus
For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe
The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume
Out of custom and habit.
Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Jack Nicholson
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic
What road?
Ronald Reagan
I forget.
John Sununu
The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx
You tell me.
Sappho
Due to the loveliness of the hen on the other side, more fair than all of Hellas' fine armies.
Henry David Thoreau
To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Stephen Jay Gould
It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of behavior, and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviors that figure most prominently in sociobiological speculation.
Joseph Stalin
I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omlette.
Gene Roddenberry
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Machiavelli
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates
Because of an excess of pleghm in its pancreas.
Andersen Consultant
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned